Sign language

Okay, not only do I jot down bumper sticker adages, I also take note of signs I find amusing or ironic. Two from this past weekend:

A dump truck, crawling at about five miles per hour, had a notice on the back that read: “Watch for sudden stops.”

Four or five sparrows and a big, black bird hopped in and out of a garbage can on a city street corner. They were pecking at the leftovers, and a sign on the side of the can said: “Waste Management Services.”

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